Natural this, no colourings that, free from preservatives … blah de bloody blah! Where’s the fun in eating all that rubbish? No wonder kids today look so ill all the time! What they need is the staple diet what made … Continued

Computers, the intemet, broadband connections and (our personal favourite) website streaming. We love ‘em all! Yet every now and again disaster strikes. We’re talking crashes, disconnections, computer viruses and general technology woes. But don’t worry! Help is at hand! Pass … Continued

This is what we did. We plugged a ZX Spectrum into an Atari into an Amstrad into a BBC Micro Computer into a Speak ‘n’ Spell into an Akai S900 into a handheld Donkey Kong game into a copy of Space … Continued

Right then. Take one tall, skinny, 180 Degrees, Half Caff Macchiato. Add a touch of caramel and a sprinkle of grated chocolate. Take a seat. Roll up a Colombian Doobie. Light it. Order a couple of space cakes and chow … Continued

Sometimes, us Junkies like to do something Posh. For Subtle Little Things, we lost the beats and those bangin’ basslines and pulled out a brand new Alba microphone to capture some truly beautiful music! Halcyon countryside holidays, chilling out with friends in the park … Continued

Everyone knows by now that The Funky Junkies are the rock stars of library. Just the other week Trucker Trash was out until 1am and had to get the night bus all the way back to East Dulwich! So … … Continued

Ok … we’re bang on it here! We’re talking blood, sweat, tears. We’re talking no pain no gain and plenty of training. We’re talking like … no Greggs’ Cheese Pasties for a whole month! But if you want be the … Continued

Here’s a fact … we love to party! But even The Junkies need some R&R from time to time! A good rub down, a piece of fruit … failing that six weeks in The Priory! So along our rehab travels … Continued

We’ve built our bunker, we’ve stocked up on supplies … the world might not have ended in 2012 but The Junkies know it’s still gonna happen! Do you? Come on! We’re not talking meteors and aliens … we’re talking bankers, governments … … Continued

Dinner parties. One minute you’re passing around the After Eight mints … and the next minute you’re removing your best mate’s wife’s bra! We’ve all been there! So at TFJ we had a rummage through some drawers and came across some tunes we bashed … Continued