The Funky Junkies‘ first release started as we have gone on … a hedonistic mix of bass, beats, guitars and debauchery! Each and every track has been designed to get your crotch, teeth and axe grinding … all at the … Continued

Hipsters of the world Unite! Every coffee shop, every sunny day at the park, every Genius Bar … they shall be ours! Take to the road on your fixies, grow your facial hair as awesome as possible, wear your fluorescent, … Continued

Ahhhh … here’s an album that does exactly what it says on the tin! (Apologies … see artwork … I just type in what I’m given … it was a poor pun … I know it, you know it!) But … Continued

No one can stop it! The rise of E.D.M. keeps, um, rising! Of course us Brits did it all over 30 years ago … but things have changed a lot in that time! Look, we’re not talking subtle here, ok? … Continued

Those that know The Funky Junkies intimately will know we’re country girls at heart. So when we discovered the beautiful americana of Emme Packer from a small farming community in Utah … we just had to get her music to … Continued

Can we be serious for a moment? Lovely … then we’ll begin. Sublime and sophisticated, glassy and classy. Produced, particular, pretty and plush. We dimmed the lights when recording this one and kept them low when mixing it. Gorgeous grooves … Continued

Aliens. If you know anything about us then you’ll know that we’d be believers! But after years of sending telepathic messages to the E.T.’s … they still haven’t come to get us! Enough is enough. Time to go find them ourselves! … Continued

Footballers. They’re overpaid. They’re underworked. They’re non-stop shaggers! And you know what us Junkies say?! Nice work if you can get it! But glory don’t come easy. It takes trials, training, plenty of punditry and some big match moments. So … Continued

Ahhh … the hazy days of the 90’s. We remember them like it … no, hang on … we don’t remember them that well at all! Our Junky brain cells ain’t what they used to be. But we DO remember … Continued

We’ve built our bunker, we’ve stocked up on supplies … the world might not have ended in 2012 but The Junkies know it’s still gonna happen! Do you? Come on! We’re not talking meteors and aliens … we’re talking bankers, governments … … Continued